1 00:00:02,437 --> 00:00:06,223 ♪ 2 00:00:06,267 --> 00:00:08,878 [Ingmar] People say that from a distance 3 00:00:08,921 --> 00:00:11,402 it'’s easier to get the right perspective... 4 00:00:13,361 --> 00:00:15,624 but I don'’t know. 5 00:00:15,667 --> 00:00:18,801 For ten years, I'’ve lived with people 6 00:00:18,844 --> 00:00:20,629 blaming me for the accident 7 00:00:20,672 --> 00:00:23,762 that killed my best friend Tex, 8 00:00:23,806 --> 00:00:25,851 and sometimes I wasn'’t sure. 9 00:00:25,895 --> 00:00:30,117 Maybe I was responsible for the death of my partner. 10 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:33,729 Sometimes I just wanted to finish it off. 11 00:00:33,772 --> 00:00:35,122 [Tex] Hey. 12 00:00:42,477 --> 00:00:45,697 Careful... or you'’ll end up like me. 13 00:00:48,874 --> 00:00:51,442 Boy, howdy, that'’s a long way down. 14 00:00:56,273 --> 00:00:58,232 What are you doing here, Tex? 15 00:00:58,275 --> 00:01:00,886 You tell me. 16 00:01:00,930 --> 00:01:02,410 [sighs] 17 00:01:02,453 --> 00:01:04,368 Yeah, what happened? 18 00:01:05,761 --> 00:01:07,502 The day I died? 19 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,162 I knew that was a safe stunt. 20 00:01:15,205 --> 00:01:16,772 I checked everything myself, 21 00:01:16,815 --> 00:01:18,513 every little detail, 22 00:01:18,556 --> 00:01:21,385 so what happened? 23 00:01:21,429 --> 00:01:25,085 [cell phone rings] 24 00:01:25,128 --> 00:01:27,609 [Tex] Who is it? 25 00:01:27,652 --> 00:01:29,089 Oh, just some guy. 26 00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:30,612 You cheatin'’ on me? 27 00:01:30,655 --> 00:01:33,223 [laughs] Never! 28 00:01:33,267 --> 00:01:35,660 See, I'’m hanging up on him. 29 00:01:37,793 --> 00:01:40,361 [sirens wail in distance] 30 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:44,365 Tex! 31 00:01:44,408 --> 00:01:46,889 [cell phone rings] 32 00:01:46,932 --> 00:01:47,977 [beeps] 33 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:49,718 Yeah, what do you want? 34 00:01:49,761 --> 00:01:51,807 We were supposed to meet 20 minutes ago. 35 00:01:51,850 --> 00:01:53,635 -Huh? -We have a bounty to catch. 36 00:01:53,678 --> 00:01:55,985 [in Swedish] 37 00:01:56,028 --> 00:01:58,118 Sorry, I completely forgot. 38 00:01:58,161 --> 00:01:59,858 Hey, are you all right? 39 00:01:59,902 --> 00:02:02,034 Huh? No, I'’m... 40 00:02:02,078 --> 00:02:03,166 I'’m fine. 41 00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:05,037 You know what? 42 00:02:05,081 --> 00:02:07,170 You can be totally honest with me. 43 00:02:07,214 --> 00:02:09,738 I'’ve been down so many times. 44 00:02:09,781 --> 00:02:11,783 You know, like after a big show, 45 00:02:11,827 --> 00:02:13,698 out partying all night, 46 00:02:13,742 --> 00:02:15,570 and then sitting alone in my bed 47 00:02:15,613 --> 00:02:18,442 with just three or four naked people, but-- 48 00:02:18,486 --> 00:02:20,531 Oh, my God, that'’s the bounty! 49 00:02:20,575 --> 00:02:22,838 ♪ 50 00:02:22,881 --> 00:02:23,926 He'’s on the move! 51 00:02:23,969 --> 00:02:26,058 [bell dinging] 52 00:02:26,102 --> 00:02:27,234 Axel, listen up. 53 00:02:27,277 --> 00:02:28,583 -Don'’t-- -I gotta go. 54 00:02:29,714 --> 00:02:31,194 Axel! 55 00:02:31,238 --> 00:02:32,369 Shit! 56 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:41,291 [both grunting, shouting] 57 00:02:57,916 --> 00:03:01,006 Hey! I guess the road ends here, right? 58 00:03:01,050 --> 00:03:02,965 Come on, Ingmar, the only reason 59 00:03:03,008 --> 00:03:05,228 I skipped bail was to go to my mom'’s funeral! 60 00:03:05,272 --> 00:03:07,056 Oh, using your mom as an excuse? 61 00:03:07,099 --> 00:03:08,579 You should be ashamed of yourself. 62 00:03:08,623 --> 00:03:10,886 Fuck you, Gummy Bear! She died! 63 00:03:10,929 --> 00:03:12,888 And she was more of a woman than you'’ll ever be. 64 00:03:12,931 --> 00:03:14,063 -[gasps] -Come on. 65 00:03:14,106 --> 00:03:15,238 Come on, please, Ingmar. 66 00:03:15,282 --> 00:03:17,153 I just-- I just need to say goodbye. 67 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:20,200 I'’ll be back in two hours. 68 00:03:20,243 --> 00:03:21,766 Two hours. 69 00:03:24,769 --> 00:03:27,119 Okay. Go. 70 00:03:27,163 --> 00:03:29,818 -[exclaims] -Before I change my mind! 71 00:03:29,861 --> 00:03:31,167 Thanks, Ingmar. 72 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,952 [Ingmar] Losing someone close to you, 73 00:03:33,996 --> 00:03:37,782 -it'’s never easy... -[in Swedish] 74 00:03:37,826 --> 00:03:40,089 ...no matter how it happens. 75 00:03:40,132 --> 00:03:41,046 Huh? 76 00:03:52,362 --> 00:03:54,669 ♪ 77 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:28,659 She'’s our daughter, and we'’ve lost her 78 00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:29,834 to a cult. 79 00:04:29,878 --> 00:04:31,314 To a cult. 80 00:04:31,358 --> 00:04:34,056 Yes, and we'’d like you to bring her back to us. 81 00:04:34,099 --> 00:04:37,668 Any idea why she joined the cult? 82 00:04:37,712 --> 00:04:40,541 No. We always gave her the best money can buy. 83 00:04:40,584 --> 00:04:41,803 The best. 84 00:04:41,846 --> 00:04:44,414 We think that maybe she might have been 85 00:04:44,458 --> 00:04:46,982 romantically involved with someone who was in it, 86 00:04:47,025 --> 00:04:49,201 and they brainwashed her. 87 00:04:49,245 --> 00:04:51,073 We just want her back. 88 00:04:51,116 --> 00:04:52,553 Can you do that? 89 00:04:52,596 --> 00:04:54,946 Oh, absolutely, ma'’am... mums... ma'’ams. 90 00:04:54,990 --> 00:04:57,340 We will handle your case in a quick and professional manner. 91 00:04:57,384 --> 00:04:58,907 [pneumatic lift hisses, clattering] 92 00:04:58,950 --> 00:05:01,083 -Ingmar! -Hmm? 93 00:05:01,126 --> 00:05:03,128 You have a visitor. 94 00:05:03,172 --> 00:05:06,262 A visitor! I wonder who that might be. 95 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,351 -Hello! -[costume blooping] 96 00:05:08,395 --> 00:05:10,875 [speaking robotically] I am a robot. 97 00:05:12,529 --> 00:05:14,749 Where do you come from? 98 00:05:14,792 --> 00:05:16,228 Where all robots come from... 99 00:05:16,272 --> 00:05:18,970 the future! 100 00:05:19,014 --> 00:05:21,712 I am sorry, I don'’t know what this is about. 101 00:05:21,756 --> 00:05:25,673 [speaking Swedish] 102 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:31,722 I'’m here to make you feel whole again, Ingmar. 103 00:05:33,681 --> 00:05:35,160 I can'’t help you, sir. 104 00:05:37,293 --> 00:05:41,253 Ingmar, please don'’t kill yourself. 105 00:05:41,297 --> 00:05:45,214 Well, who said anything about killing myself, eh? 106 00:05:45,257 --> 00:05:46,868 The robot said it, 107 00:05:46,911 --> 00:05:48,826 but I did not pay him to say that. 108 00:05:48,870 --> 00:05:51,612 Are you thinking of killing yourself? 109 00:05:51,655 --> 00:05:52,961 Because if you are, 110 00:05:53,004 --> 00:05:55,572 just please, be honest about it. 111 00:05:55,616 --> 00:05:57,966 So we can hire another investigator. 112 00:05:59,837 --> 00:06:01,491 To be honest, at this point 113 00:06:01,535 --> 00:06:04,973 I actually wanted to kill myself. 114 00:06:05,016 --> 00:06:08,193 Not just because Axel was driving me crazy, 115 00:06:08,237 --> 00:06:10,413 but because I'’d been made to look like a fool 116 00:06:10,457 --> 00:06:13,808 by the $10,000 bounty I had let go. 117 00:06:13,851 --> 00:06:16,201 Of course he didn'’t go to his mom'’s funeral 118 00:06:16,245 --> 00:06:17,855 because she was not dead. 119 00:06:17,899 --> 00:06:20,728 The bounty'’s mother was still very much alive. 120 00:06:20,771 --> 00:06:23,034 Mom, just robbed another liquor store. 121 00:06:23,078 --> 00:06:25,428 And to make matters worse, 122 00:06:25,472 --> 00:06:27,387 news travels fast in LA... 123 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:28,518 [siren squawking] 124 00:06:28,562 --> 00:06:30,433 ...which meant everybody knew 125 00:06:30,477 --> 00:06:32,348 how big of a fool I'’d been. 126 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,176 Hey, come on, man, let us go. 127 00:06:34,219 --> 00:06:36,221 I gotta get to our mom'’s funeral. 128 00:06:36,265 --> 00:06:39,181 But, of course, I'’ll let you go. Right, Ingmar? 129 00:06:39,224 --> 00:06:42,227 My reputation as a private investigator 130 00:06:42,271 --> 00:06:44,273 was clearly at stake, 131 00:06:44,316 --> 00:06:47,842 which meant I had to recapture the bounty... 132 00:06:49,757 --> 00:06:53,325 and Axel had to be the one to infiltrate the cult. 133 00:06:55,153 --> 00:06:56,416 [rings] 134 00:07:00,376 --> 00:07:01,725 What do you want? 135 00:07:01,769 --> 00:07:06,338 Hi. Eh, I was wondering if maybe I could join? 136 00:07:06,382 --> 00:07:08,732 Join what? 137 00:07:08,776 --> 00:07:10,430 Your cult? 138 00:07:10,473 --> 00:07:13,345 Blue Heaven is not a cult. 139 00:07:13,389 --> 00:07:15,173 No, no. No, sorry. I mean, you know, 140 00:07:15,217 --> 00:07:18,438 if I can join your... thing. 141 00:07:20,004 --> 00:07:22,006 Wait a second. 142 00:07:22,050 --> 00:07:24,095 I know you. 143 00:07:24,139 --> 00:07:26,010 No, I don'’t think you do. 144 00:07:26,054 --> 00:07:28,578 Yeah. You'’re a DJ. 145 00:07:28,622 --> 00:07:33,365 Uh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I was. I am. 146 00:07:33,409 --> 00:07:35,367 I saw you play in Miami. 147 00:07:35,411 --> 00:07:36,499 You were amazing! 148 00:07:36,543 --> 00:07:38,240 What the hell are you doing here? 149 00:07:38,283 --> 00:07:41,548 Oh, well, you know, like I said, I really want to join. 150 00:07:41,591 --> 00:07:44,202 Oh, yeah, come on in! What are you waiting for? 151 00:07:44,246 --> 00:07:46,857 Oh! Oh, nice. 152 00:07:51,035 --> 00:07:53,037 [Bob] You'’re gonna love Blue Heaven, man. 153 00:07:53,081 --> 00:07:55,300 It has totally changed my life. 154 00:07:55,344 --> 00:07:57,128 I used to be a terrible human being. 155 00:07:57,172 --> 00:07:59,479 You know, the usual, drinking, smoking, 156 00:07:59,522 --> 00:08:03,047 gambling, robbery, extortion, kidnapping, 157 00:08:03,091 --> 00:08:05,006 murder. 158 00:08:05,049 --> 00:08:06,268 Okay, maybe not murder, 159 00:08:06,311 --> 00:08:07,922 but only because I was a lousy shot. 160 00:08:07,965 --> 00:08:10,838 Bob! Why have you brought an outsider 161 00:08:10,881 --> 00:08:12,492 into our sacred sanctum? 162 00:08:12,535 --> 00:08:14,145 Oh, no, he'’s not an outsider. 163 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:16,452 I know him. He'’s an amazing DJ, 164 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,323 and he wants to join our revolution. 165 00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:20,238 -Is this true? -I'’m not sure 166 00:08:20,282 --> 00:08:22,153 I would call myself an amazing DJ, 167 00:08:22,197 --> 00:08:23,764 but I was pretty good. 168 00:08:23,807 --> 00:08:26,114 No, no. Is it true that you want to join? 169 00:08:26,157 --> 00:08:28,595 Oh, oh, right! Yes, yes. I do. 170 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:41,521 [all humming] 171 00:08:44,088 --> 00:08:46,438 Shake your body. 172 00:08:46,482 --> 00:08:48,615 Shake your body. 173 00:08:48,658 --> 00:08:51,835 Dance yourself free of the shackles of the modern world. 174 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,409 ♪ 175 00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:03,717 Release the filth! 176 00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:07,721 Enough. 177 00:09:07,764 --> 00:09:09,636 Your journey with us 178 00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:12,160 will be the hardest you have ever taken. 179 00:09:12,203 --> 00:09:14,510 You will need an emotional Sherpa 180 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,164 to lead you up the mountain 181 00:09:16,207 --> 00:09:18,079 and toward the Blue Heaven. 182 00:09:18,122 --> 00:09:20,385 [all] Blue Heaven. 183 00:09:20,429 --> 00:09:22,605 The person chosen for you will be 184 00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:26,914 by your side day and night, night and day. 185 00:09:26,957 --> 00:09:28,611 And the person is... 186 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:30,091 Lucille. 187 00:09:32,006 --> 00:09:35,357 Sorry. Sorry, I don'’t think 188 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,185 I can have Lucille as a partner. 189 00:09:37,228 --> 00:09:39,579 -Why not? -She reminds me of an old girlfriend 190 00:09:39,622 --> 00:09:41,363 I had who broke my heart, so... 191 00:09:41,406 --> 00:09:44,018 That'’s... okay. Yeah. 192 00:09:44,061 --> 00:09:46,107 I understand. 193 00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:49,458 Okay, then your partner will be... Bob. 194 00:09:49,501 --> 00:09:51,678 -Yes! -Oh, no, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 195 00:09:51,721 --> 00:09:54,376 Uh, I-- I'’m a vegetarian, 196 00:09:54,419 --> 00:09:57,727 and Bob smells like meat. 197 00:09:57,771 --> 00:09:59,642 Yeah, it'’s true. 198 00:09:59,686 --> 00:10:01,339 I do eat a lot of meat. 199 00:10:02,819 --> 00:10:05,648 You know what? I'’m a really sensitive person, 200 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:09,217 and I feel like I have a special connection with someone in this room. 201 00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:14,048 -Who? -I just-- 202 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:20,097 It'’s Rach-- it's-- It'’s her. 203 00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:22,360 Me? 204 00:10:22,404 --> 00:10:24,058 Okay. Rachel. 205 00:10:24,101 --> 00:10:26,756 Take your partner into your bedroom. 206 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:30,455 And, uh, give him the gift... 207 00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:32,066 Mm-hmm. 208 00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:33,763 ...the gift of love. 209 00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:47,037 Uh, listen, Rachel. 210 00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:49,257 How do you know my name? 211 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:54,349 No, because your-- uh, leader said it. 212 00:10:54,392 --> 00:10:56,438 You know what I said downstairs 213 00:10:56,481 --> 00:10:59,049 about having this connection with you? 214 00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:01,486 I know. 215 00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:04,315 I feel it, too. 216 00:11:06,535 --> 00:11:08,276 Oh, great. Great! 217 00:11:08,319 --> 00:11:12,323 So, let'’s just leave this place. 218 00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:16,850 Oh, I know what'’s going on here. 219 00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:19,200 Well, no, nothing going on. 220 00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:21,637 No, no, you'’re scared of the journey 221 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,684 that we'’re about to take, and you'’re panicking. 222 00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:26,163 Okay, but don'’t worry. 223 00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:29,253 You'’ll realize that you'’re on the right path 224 00:11:29,297 --> 00:11:32,735 after I give you the gift of love. 225 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:35,607 -The... -So, now, wait here 226 00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:38,306 while I wash your gift clean, okay? 227 00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:39,568 Okay. 228 00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:46,836 [tap running] 229 00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:50,797 [Sarah] What the hell do you think you'’re doing? 230 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:53,930 [Ingmar] Is that any way to start a conversation with your old man? 231 00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:55,758 Uh, it is when I'’m pissed at you. 232 00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:58,892 Now, answer my question. What do you think you'’re doing? 233 00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:02,634 I'’m trying to recapture a bounty that I let go. 234 00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:05,376 That'’s not what I'm talking about, and you know it. 235 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:07,117 Axel called me, 236 00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:10,207 and he says you'’ve been acting a little... strange. 237 00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:12,035 Are you talking to Axel? 238 00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:14,472 Yes, I did, and I know what the hell'’s going on. 239 00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:16,431 This is about Tex. 240 00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:18,607 Dad, come on, you have got to let it go. 241 00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:21,697 I have no idea what you'’re talking about, Sarah. 242 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,960 Every year, around this time of the month, 243 00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:25,962 you get a little... strange. 244 00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:29,705 But this is a big year for you, because this is ten years. 245 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,882 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I didn'’t realize that. 246 00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:35,276 ♪ 247 00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:37,408 Oh, shit. The bounty'’s here. 248 00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:40,324 -I have to go. -No, stop. Stop avoiding me, Dad. 249 00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:42,239 [whispers] I'’m not avoiding you. 250 00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:44,154 Oh, you'’re incredible! 251 00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:46,026 You always say that you want to be close, 252 00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:47,679 but the second that getting close 253 00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:49,507 gets a little bit uncomfortable, you run. 254 00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:51,945 No, that'’s not true. I'’m not running! 255 00:12:53,729 --> 00:12:54,904 ♪ 256 00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:56,993 The bounty'’s running. 257 00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:58,429 Have to go! 258 00:12:58,473 --> 00:12:59,866 Dad, if you hang up with me now, 259 00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:01,519 you can forget about talking to me 260 00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:03,043 for a long, long, long time. 261 00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:06,263 All right! All right. Fine. Fine. 262 00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:10,224 He'’s out of reach, anyway, so... 263 00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:12,182 What do you want to talk about? 264 00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:14,358 Um, damn it, I'’m late for a meeting. 265 00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:16,665 Um, I gotta go. I'’ll call you later. 266 00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:22,149 [groans] 267 00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,160 Hi. 268 00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:34,857 You know what, maybe it'’s better 269 00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,598 if Lucille give me the gift of love. 270 00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:38,992 Why? 271 00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:42,909 You'’re not my type, you know? 272 00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:45,607 This is embarrassing, but I'’m afraid 273 00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:47,522 I'’m not gonna be able to... 274 00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:50,873 achieve full erection with you. 275 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:54,311 Ugh. You thought we were gonna have sex? 276 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,314 No? 277 00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:59,403 This isn'’t a sex cult. 278 00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:01,753 I mean, we'’re a serious movement, 279 00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:04,408 you know, a revolution who wants to shake off 280 00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:07,368 the shackles of the capitalistic, commercial world 281 00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:09,979 we'’ve been subjected to all our lives. 282 00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:11,851 -Oh. -This... 283 00:14:13,026 --> 00:14:16,029 is the gift of my love. 284 00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:18,031 It was given to me. 285 00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:20,033 Now I'’m giving it to you. 286 00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:23,166 Thank you. 287 00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:26,866 Oh, it'’s-- is that blood? 288 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:31,653 Yes, it'’s blood of a capitalist rat. 289 00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:35,831 Now, you'’re going to take the gift with you 290 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:41,532 into a small, poorly lit room, okay? Okay. 291 00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:44,013 -[clears throat] -Hey! 292 00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:46,929 A-And you'’re gonna stay in that room 293 00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:49,584 until you kill the capitalist rat. 294 00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:51,281 I'’m sorry, I don'’t understand. 295 00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:53,936 What do you mean when you say "capitalist rat"? 296 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:54,937 [rat squeaking] 297 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,461 Oh! Oh, oh. 298 00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:59,463 Okay. I see. 299 00:14:59,507 --> 00:15:02,336 You want-- No! 300 00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:05,252 No, I'’m sorry, I can'’t do that. 301 00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:07,515 I can'’t kill a poor, defenseless animal. 302 00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:09,952 [leader] He'’s not a poor, defenseless animal. 303 00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,911 He'’s a metaphor for all that is wrong 304 00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,390 with the outside society. 305 00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:16,089 Kill him... 306 00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:19,831 with the gift of love. 307 00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:22,791 No, no. No, I'’m sorry. 308 00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,967 I can'’t do that. 309 00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:26,229 I can'’t kill a-- 310 00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:27,796 Oh, look at him. He'’s so cute! 311 00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:30,668 Kill, or be killed. 312 00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,670 What? 313 00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:35,456 Kill, or be killed. 314 00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,981 Is that also a metaphor? 315 00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:41,070 Do you mean if I don'’t kill him 316 00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:43,420 you'’ll kill me by throwing me out of the cult, 317 00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:46,162 or do you mean if I don'’t kill him you'll... 318 00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:47,772 actually kill me? 319 00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:49,470 [intercom clicks] 320 00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:52,255 Hello? 321 00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:56,781 Hello! 322 00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:00,568 [shrieks] Hello! 323 00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:11,753 Blood Curse 2, the movie that Tex died on. 324 00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,276 There was a time 325 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:16,671 when I watched it over and over again, 326 00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:19,630 trying to figure out what went wrong. 327 00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:21,981 But that was years ago. 328 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,113 [knocking] 329 00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:25,636 ♪ 330 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:28,248 One of the downsides of being a private dick 331 00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:32,556 is that over the years, you make a lot of enemies, 332 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,602 dangerous enemies. 333 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:41,913 -Who is it? -This is from Axel. 334 00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,135 [lively mariachi music] 335 00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:55,797 Stop! Stop! 336 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,625 I'’m all right. 337 00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:59,453 I'’m not gonna kill myself. 338 00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:01,672 [band member] Promise? 339 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,588 Damn you, Axel. 340 00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:06,677 [speed-dialing] 341 00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:14,555 [playing ringtone] 342 00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,308 -[squeaking] -[Alex sighs] 343 00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:31,398 Okay, I'’m really, really, really sorry 344 00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:33,226 for what I'’m about to do, 345 00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:36,838 but I don'’t know any other way to get out of this, all right? 346 00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,318 So... 347 00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:43,410 Oh, don'’t look at me with those eyes. 348 00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:46,195 [rat shrieks] 349 00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:48,632 Uh, there'’s, uh, gonna be a change of plans. 350 00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:51,157 Um, you don'’t need to kill the rat. 351 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:54,682 What? Wha-- I just killed him! 352 00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,727 Just right before you said, "Don'’t kill him," 353 00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:58,294 I killed him! Do you have any idea 354 00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:00,253 what this is gonna cost me in therapy bills? 355 00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:02,646 I'’m sure it's gonna cost you a lot, Axel... 356 00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:05,736 or maybe I should call you by your professional name... 357 00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:06,824 dick. 358 00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:10,263 As in, uh, Swedish Dicks. 359 00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:13,440 You show your face around here again, 360 00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:15,137 I'’ll have you arrested by the police! 361 00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:18,271 And, uh, tell my mothers to mind their own business! 362 00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:19,620 I'’m happy here. 363 00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:21,709 They just want what'’s best for you. 364 00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:23,667 Ha! If that'’s true, then why would two 365 00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:25,800 financially successful women hire 366 00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:28,977 the cheapest private investigators they could find 367 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,283 to save their daughter? 368 00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:31,632 I'’ll tell you why! 369 00:18:31,675 --> 00:18:33,590 Because they'’re addicted to the green. 370 00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,117 We'’re not the cheapest! 371 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,988 There'’s two guys from Estonia. 372 00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:41,946 They'’re-- Can'’t even speak English! 373 00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,122 They'’re way cheaper. 374 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:44,862 You lied to me. 375 00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:46,690 Oh, sorry. It'’s nothing personal. 376 00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:48,431 It'’s okay, man. I lied, too. 377 00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:51,347 -Oh. -Remember when I said I wasn'’t a murderer? 378 00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:53,697 -Yeah. -Well, I lied. 379 00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:56,047 -[tasing] -You have to remember, 380 00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:57,745 at this point of the story 381 00:18:57,788 --> 00:19:01,314 I had no idea that Axel had screwed up, 382 00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:03,620 or that he was in trouble. 383 00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:07,668 If I had, I obviously would'’ve done something to help him 384 00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:09,844 instead of watching the liquor store 385 00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:12,716 in the hopes that the bounty would return. 386 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:16,633 [singing opera in Italian] 387 00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:19,462 Can you please tell Axel 388 00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:21,508 I don'’t need to be cheered up? 389 00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:23,205 I'’m not trying to cheer you up. 390 00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:25,381 I'’m advertising the local opera. 391 00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:27,688 Oh, I'’m sorry, sir. 392 00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:30,169 I'’m really sorry. I didn'’t mean to-- 393 00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:32,388 -Excuse me-- -[gunshot] 394 00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:34,347 [clerk] Robbery! Robbery! 395 00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:35,913 Shit! 396 00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,828 Hey! Hey, you! 397 00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:39,787 Hey, you! Come on! 398 00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:40,744 Stop! 399 00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:43,834 Stop! Come back! 400 00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:46,794 [indistinct shouting] 401 00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:01,504 Hey, Louie! 402 00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:04,072 I feel it'’s necessary to warn you 403 00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:06,379 I'’m a horrible shot. 404 00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:09,164 Don'’t get me wrong, I never miss the target, 405 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:12,080 but I tend to shoot a little low, 406 00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:14,648 right around where the testicles are, 407 00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:18,391 so if I were you, I would give myself up. 408 00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,219 Hey! Hold it. 409 00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:24,397 -Hey. -Whoa. 410 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:27,487 Ing-- Hey. Ingmar, my friend, don'’t shoot! 411 00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:29,619 Look, I need those for the ladies, you know? 412 00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:31,752 Not anymore. 413 00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:35,190 ♪ 414 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,801 [cell phone rings] 415 00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:41,588 [beep] 416 00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:46,027 [Bob] Yeah, yeah, yeah. [imitates Swedish Chef] 417 00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:47,681 Who the hell is this? 418 00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:49,770 My name isn'’t important. 419 00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:51,946 What'’s important is this. 420 00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:53,730 I have your partner, 421 00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:55,645 and if you don'’t want him to get hurt, 422 00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:57,604 then you need to pay me some money. 423 00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:03,218 [Ingmar] Damn, Axel was in trouble, 424 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,002 real trouble, 425 00:21:05,046 --> 00:21:07,266 and it was all my fault. 426 00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:11,792 This thing with Tex had thrown me way off my game. 427 00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:14,055 Sarah was right. 428 00:21:14,098 --> 00:21:16,318 Dad, come on, you have got to let it go. 429 00:21:17,841 --> 00:21:20,757 I had to let it go. 430 00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:23,456 [Tex] You sure? 431 00:21:27,242 --> 00:21:29,592 Yes, Tex. I'’m sure. 432 00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:33,292 Are you really sure? 433 00:21:34,728 --> 00:21:37,296 I have to let you go. 434 00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:48,916 Who the fuck are you talking to? 435 00:21:48,959 --> 00:21:50,570 Did you just say you have to let me go? 436 00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:53,137 -Yeah, I did. -Really. 437 00:21:53,181 --> 00:21:55,575 -But I'’ll keep the money. -Fuck that! 438 00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:58,317 Hey! The money or your testicles. 439 00:22:05,672 --> 00:22:08,065 Yeah, so how do you want to work this? 440 00:22:09,850 --> 00:22:12,853 -[Bob] You got my cash? -[Ingmar] You got my partner? 441 00:22:12,896 --> 00:22:14,420 As promised. 442 00:22:15,682 --> 00:22:17,553 Come here. 443 00:22:19,033 --> 00:22:21,035 [Axel groans] 444 00:22:21,078 --> 00:22:22,950 Aah! 445 00:22:22,993 --> 00:22:24,865 What the hell did you do to him? 446 00:22:24,908 --> 00:22:26,257 Nothing. 447 00:22:26,301 --> 00:22:28,521 Nothing? He'’s all messed up, man. 448 00:22:28,564 --> 00:22:30,697 He'’s got blood on his face. 449 00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:51,152 I'’m sure you guys could go on like this forever, 450 00:22:51,195 --> 00:22:53,633 but I'’d like my money now. 451 00:22:53,676 --> 00:22:55,983 Sure. 452 00:22:58,812 --> 00:23:01,292 Looks good. Pleasure doing business with you. 453 00:23:01,336 --> 00:23:02,990 -[tases] -[screams] 454 00:23:03,033 --> 00:23:05,471 [groaning] 455 00:23:05,514 --> 00:23:08,212 [van engine starts] 456 00:23:25,665 --> 00:23:27,101 ♪ 457 00:23:35,109 --> 00:23:37,459 [Ingmar] I felt bad about not being able 458 00:23:37,503 --> 00:23:39,592 to bring the girl back to her mothers, 459 00:23:39,635 --> 00:23:41,550 and I felt bad about giving 460 00:23:41,594 --> 00:23:44,988 the liquor store owner only half of his money back. 461 00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:48,862 Something is better than nothing, 462 00:23:48,905 --> 00:23:51,821 and I considered it my finder'’s fee. 463 00:23:51,865 --> 00:23:54,824 [singing opera in Italian] 464 00:23:56,609 --> 00:23:58,437 Oh, it'’s you. 465 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,134 Still advertising the opera? 466 00:24:00,177 --> 00:24:04,355 Not this time, no. He paid me to sing for you 467 00:24:04,399 --> 00:24:06,662 in hopes that it would cheer you up. 468 00:24:13,539 --> 00:24:17,630 That moment it became crystal clear to me 469 00:24:17,673 --> 00:24:20,502 that if I wanted the kid to stop sending me... 470 00:24:20,546 --> 00:24:21,590 [costume blooping] 471 00:24:21,634 --> 00:24:23,505 ...robot... 472 00:24:23,549 --> 00:24:25,289 mariachis... 473 00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:27,814 and opera singers... 474 00:24:30,207 --> 00:24:32,340 I needed to come clean with him... 475 00:24:34,734 --> 00:24:36,953 tell him my story... 476 00:24:41,436 --> 00:24:42,916 which I regretted... 477 00:24:45,614 --> 00:24:46,876 a lot. 478 00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:55,102 [mother] Do you have any previous experience in kidnapping cases? 479 00:24:55,145 --> 00:24:57,104 You see, this time we can'’t fail. 480 00:24:57,147 --> 00:24:59,280 -Our daughter... -Daughter... 481 00:24:59,323 --> 00:25:01,325 -...is in a cult. -Cult. 482 00:25:01,369 --> 00:25:02,849 "El Culto!" 483 00:25:02,892 --> 00:25:06,200 What? They'’re Estonian, they'’re not Mexican. 484 00:25:06,243 --> 00:25:09,290 -Well, what do Estonians speak? -I have no idea. 485 00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:14,251 [overemphasizing] What language do you speak? 486 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:16,602 [speaks Estonian] 487 00:25:18,604 --> 00:25:22,259 Money. Do you speak money? 488 00:25:25,611 --> 00:25:28,265 ♪ 489 00:25:39,363 --> 00:25:43,150 [radio playing in background] 490 00:25:45,021 --> 00:25:47,067 Do you want smoke? 491 00:25:47,110 --> 00:25:48,503 [whirrs] 492 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,418 No, thanks. 493 00:25:50,461 --> 00:25:53,160 I'’m trying to quit.